Pictured on the far left of this photo is Marc DeRosa, RBR Class of 2016’s winner for “Best Eyes,” as a wee baby freshman.
Regardless of the absolutely offensive shirts (and Mark Eulner doing the Captain Morgan on absolutely nothing), something else caught my eye.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE CLOWN SHOES COMPARED TO THE SIZE OF THIS CLOWN’S HEAD.
THE SHOES ARE BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD. THOSE ARE PERSONAL FLOTATION DEVICES FOR OBESE BABIES.
Luckily for him, his clown head did eventually grow to match his clown feet. Proud of Marc.
You asked for this, Marc.